Zombie Madness

[OriginalPosterLost]

Hey,

Was looking for an image of Zachary Zombie from Pinocchio and came across the silliest Zombie site I have seen in awhile!!
http://www.loris.net/zombie/index.html

Check out the experts speak part….hilarious. At the bottom of that page is Zombies on the Web…even has cocktail recipies…so cool. Actually its probably so cool d/t lack of sleep but hey, maybe you suffer from insomnia and a love of zombies as well.

Allison

---

[OriginalPosterLost]

Whoa! This is crazy, these people think like I do… A few days before the 2000 new year (when the world was preparing for the y2k disaster [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) at one of my friend’s 21st birthday, some of my friends and I joked that on Jan 1st 2k, zombies were going to rise from there graves and attacks us all… We decided that the best way to defeat zombies was to scare them off with cool with cool kung-fu poses… So, we all started creating as many wild poses as we could think of… It was crazy. [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

(I’d like to remind you all that this was at my friend’s 21 birthday party!!!!! No further explaination should be necessary… [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

~Mattman

---

"If you can’t pay money… At least pay attention!" – My Dad

[Mattman]

Well, we thought we were safe for a time when our doors weren’t busted down by brain-starved, ill-tempered zombies…

Could it be that the zombies had a different plan??? [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/earl.gif[/img]

Could it be that they arose undetected??? [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/bob.gif[/img]

Could it be that the boy-band craze is a plot to tenderize our brains to make for easier consumtion??? [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/stitch.gif[/img]

Could it be that my clothes have finished washing and it’s time to throw them into the dryer??? [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/cwm12.gif[/img]

I’ll work on some helpful diagrams on these poses as soon as possible…

We must put a hault to this plot before it spreads to far!

They don’t call me Mattman for nothing..! [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

---

"If you can’t pay money… At least pay attention!" – My Dad

[OriginalPosterLost]

Hey Mattman,

You guys were right, I think there was a mass rising of the dead…zombies have taken over the music world…explains the boy band craze. You might want to post some of those moves…help keep that zombie music crap away. If not you might want to keep some of this stuff handy,
http://www.brains4zombies.com/

better than losing your brain!!!

Allison

---

[OriginalPosterLost]

Hey Mattman,

Appreciate the help, looks like you have been putting your brainiac powers to good use!! Sounds like you definitly have the destruction of the Philosophical Zombies under control.

Not to worried about the Hollywood Zombies, seems pretty simple to deal with these kind.
I figure the Zombie Alert system would give me fair warning…a stock of generic brains from brains4zombies might be helpful as well.

The Zombie that frightens me the most is the Haitian Zombie…j lopez must belong to this group…need some major fire power to deal with this type of problem. Have come up with what I feel is a fairly comprehensive plan to rid the world of this type of menace.

This whole scenario has made me think back to how the Martians were dealt with in Mars Attacks….brains turned to mush when they heard Slim Whitman. The music that the Haitian Zombies are forcing on the unsuspecting public is the antithesis of cool in every imagineable way. The plan is to rig the Zombie Alert system to play Search & Destroy by the Stooges when they detect a Haitian Zombie in close range…I can hear the sound of exploding brains now with that blast of ultra cool sounds.
Still working on the range though, do not want to end up with messy brain matter all over the place…ick.

I will start testing this product soon, not to difficult to find test subjects given the current state of the music scene…sad but true. I have also been in negotiations with some lab rats at the hospital I work at…trials on an anti-zombie vaccine should start within 3 months…looking for test subjects…any suggestions???

Allison

ps check out this link if you want to be a guinea pig for science, info on clinical trials…of course these guidelines will not be followed in our anti-Zombie protocol but hey pretty cool all the same.

http://clinicaltrials.gov/ct/gui/c/w2r/screen/PrintURL?file=resources.html&JServSessionIdcs_current=85u6l6qhl2

---

[Mattman]

Seems like you have a sound plan… I’m working on some countermeasures myself…

But! When it all comes down to the wire, don’t underestimate the barganing power of your favorite flamethrower… [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Meanwhile, I’ll be loading a copy of Search & Destroy into my new prototype weapon…

The Flux-Inversion Electromagnetic Sono-Tron Reverberizer!

OHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH! [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/nuke.gif[/img] [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/nuke.gif[/img]

~Mattman

---

"If you can’t pay money… At least pay attention!" – My Dad

[Author]

Posts