Whats the best way to dump your gf

[Rich]

Okay ive been talking to this chick for a while weve been seeing each other on and off, because im to much of a pussy to tell her i want nothing to do with her anymore. SHE IRRITATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I dont want to hurt her feelings but I think i may just have to be a man, and dump her cold turkey and not talk to her anymore

WHAT DO I DO

HELP ME

[rambleon]

the next time she calls you, just tell her, "hey so+so … sorry, i don’t want to meet up tonight or any other night b/c it’s just not working out … i did like you in a girlfriend sort of way originally, but my feelings have changed now …"

end of story …

[Anthony]

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SHE IRRITATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME

…that would work.
tell her that

being a man, is not dumping her cold turkey.

[rambleon]

oh i just wanted to add that it would be v.wimpy of you just to not talk to her anymore … she deserves to know what the deal is, plus if you have a conversation about it, at least you’ll both know where you stand … (which by the sounds of it, should be pretty far away from each other )

[Rich]

Yeah I think its best just to talk it over

I just hate to haer people cry

[fata morgana]

Maybe you should tell her you have scabies

[Rich]

I thought maybe if i just have my friends tell her im in jail in Canada for armed robery, that might work

[rambleon]

haven’t you told her yet ?

[Rich]

im going to on friday night so if she does take it bad she doesnt have to bring it to work

[rambleon]

what !!??!! … you actually work w/her ??!!?? … well, now that’s a completely different kettle of fish … ok, yes friday night sounds like a good plan … but there will still be monday … yikes !! this could get v.messy

[Robert]

Since you work with her I suggest these options for you:
Join the witness protection program and get a new identity and job in a different part of the country.
Get another job, then tell her.
Fall in love with her and live happily forever and ever amen.
Become a gangster rapper.
Fake mental illness to such a degree that you’re commited and thus don’t have to face the problem.

[crazycloud]

tell her youve decided to become a lesbian

[malcom]

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im going to on friday night so if she does take it bad she doesnt have to bring it to work

I’m so sorry man, I’ve been there.

As far as I can tell, you’re up shit creek.

[Robert]

"malcom ramone" wrote:

As far as I can tell, you’re up shit creek.

Without a lifewest and paddle.

[Rich]

no i dont work with her b ut i dont wont her to get all crazy at her

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