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    everyonelovesjaron
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    Today’s Unsolicited False Tech Advice:

    "Don’t download MP3s too quickly; they may lose some of their quality!"

    You heard it here first, folks! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

    #82990

    Mattman
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    Thanks Jaron, so that’s what was wrong with them… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]

    Now for my contribution… "Don’t buy AMD computers, they can’t run games." [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]

    #82991

    antipop
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    here’s my advice
    "Watch out for strong computer virus’s cause they can recalibrate your refridgerator’s temp".
    later trav [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

    #82992

    Bucky Ramone
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    Today in a shop in Holland: an elderly couple wants to buy a microwave-oven, and asks the guy in the shop the difference between two types. The guy (seeing no obvious differences but the price-tag…) explains to them that the more expensive one has the higher-quality micro-waves…..

    #82993

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    Wonderful unsolicited false tips everyone… glad to see you all had a few you’d heard before filed away…

    #82994

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    Here’s another fresh piece of unsolicited false tech advice:

    "733+ is an innefficient and absurd means of communication."

    You heard it here first, folks!!!!11 [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

    #82995

    Anthony
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    DO NOT USE A LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP BECAUSE THE HEAT IT CREATES MIXED WITH THE FLOURESCENT LIGHT RADIATING OFF THE PANEL DISPLAY CAN AND WILL CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR FAMILY JEWELS.

    [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

    #82996

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    "When trading bootleg live CDs, always know what gen your CD is. CDs lose quality with age and generations."

    You heard it here first, folks! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

    #82997

    antipop
    Participant

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by anthonyg:
    <STRONG>DO NOT USE A LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP BECAUSE THE HEAT IT CREATES MIXED WITH THE FLOURESCENT LIGHT RADIATING OFF THE PANEL DISPLAY CAN AND WILL CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR FAMILY JEWELS.

    [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Thats true isn’t! [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
    later trav

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