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    Robert
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    ok, so it’s mostly about porn. Thank god. But it’s apparently also about undiluted awesomeness with clothes on.
    Personally, I had no idea. Until I saw this. It made me want to do sex to youtube.

    [youtube]nViWOd87oKY[/youtube]

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    Annastefka
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    undiluted awesomeness with clothes on….espejito…espejito…dime (dee-may) "mirror, mirror…tell me"

    Cristiano Ronaldo first is upset because he has overplucked his eyebrows and then talks to his magic mirror.
    Since we don’t have a TV, youtube is my secret brain drain. This one had me ROFLMAO!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVa6qXmJoRY pVa6qXmJoRY

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    girl
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    Robert, I swear that this is the 27th thread you’ve made like this. :lol: But I am glad you made it and that I finally saw it because I now want to make a giant love heart and inside write youtube + girl

    And even more when I found Jesse with curly hair. :lol:
    [youtube]vcNuiri2dV0[/youtube]

    And then again when I found this!
    [youtube]3uoKPklaIK8[/youtube]

    Oh my goodness, after she said "underwear" I wanted to kiss her right on the tip of her nose.

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    Robert
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    "girl" wrote:
    Robert, I swear that this is the 27th thread you’ve made like this. :lol:

    Dear girl, we all know that in order to lure you into a thread the subject needs to feature porn or hand cuffs, reversed cowgirl, dungeon, merry go round or Tony Danza sex tape !!!
    Preferably all of the above combined.

    "girl" wrote:
    Oh my goodness, after she said "underwear" I wanted to kiss her right on the tip of her nose.

    Yes. Her "nose."
    is nose code word for nipple or the tiny man sitting at the front of the boat ?

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    girl
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    "Robert" wrote:
    Dear girl, we all know that in order to lure you into a thread the subject needs to feature porn or hand cuffs, reversed cowgirl, dungeon, merry go round or Tony Danza sex tape !!!
    Preferably all of the above combined.

    I bet in a Tony Danza sex tape, he makes the girls scream out "Who’s the boss?!" while he boinks them.

    And nose is code word for nose! I heart noses. Like Jonathan Ames’s. And when that nose is attached to a face, I just consider that a bonus.

    #137923
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    Annastefka
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    Warning…a lot of girl porn coming your way this day……

    Robert..I thinks you mights be wrong…the internet is a lot about porn….I found some "porn for girls" this weekend…and I can’t get enough.

    Ronaldinho vs ronaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_9Tf279gEA f_9Tf279gEA
    all I can say is ummmm Ronaldhino yum Ronaldo yum

    then there is a Carles Puyol slice and it starts off with an interview and I become very intranced by watching him…sitting there in that…in that….in that..(see what happens)..blue seat….and tucking his shirt into his red pants…OMG. So cute to see Ronaldinho sitting next to Carles in the group photo and
    yum…yum…yum…porn for girls I say.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWK4GCq9ZDo KWK4GCq9ZDo

    for something funny….Carles Puyol fakes an injury from Ronaldo and Ronaldos not buying it…the announcer on tv calls it the "scene of the cry" instead of "crime" Even the ref is smiling…Hey don’t worry Carles…poo-poo Ronaldo knows..you can’t do that to people….you don’t slide tackle in soccer.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdSaPuengsM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdSaPuen … re=related

    #137924
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    Robert
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    Come off it, Stefka, that wasn’t porn at all. Not even close as it didn’t feature

    #midgets juggling elephants while jumping through flaming hoops on rollerblades.
    #spankings
    #boobies !
    #flying saucers & ninjas. Actually, those can be replaced by zombies and lawnmowers.
    #hand cuffs
    #a three minute segment featuring a ministrel debate regarding the corruption of young peoples minds, and at the end they all perform lap dances on eachother.

    Honestly, do I have to teach you everything ?

    Also, to advertise something as girl porn is quite misleading on this forum, I was imagening something a whole lot different. And let me tell you, those clips would’ve included all the stuff I mentioned above.

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    girl
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    Maybe porn wasn’t the right word Stefka was looking for? But I think I might have a female boner right now if that counts for anything.

    And I think porn is ruining me. And I don’t think I should elaborate.

    #137926
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    Robert
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    I would say that female boner counts for a lot. Especially in this time of year.

    #137927
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    tonas
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    Uh oh Girl has a hard on, and we’re tied up in her basement Robert. Let your imagination run wild.

    #137928
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    girl
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    And I just watched this video clip someone sent me so now you boys are really in trouble…

    Oh my. The internet should just be about porn and girls hula hooping in slow motion.
    [youtube]5-GLEVTkOMM[/youtube]

    #137929
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    Robert
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    It’s nice to see hippies in their natural habitat, they look so peaceful.
    You know, we might call it slowmotion, but I think it should be called hippievision, because it’s shown in the speed that hippies experience life.

    #137930
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    girl
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    I have to admit that I am a sucker for hippies. Girl or boy. It doesn’t matter. They both have long hair and sometimes wear skirts without underwear.

    #137931
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    Robert
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    And their macrobiotic diet means there’s a lot of bubbles around when they’re swimming.
    But yeah, the no underwear deal is even more satisfactory.

    #137932
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    girl
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    Hippies are awesome. Hands down. And armpits unshaved. They are my main clientele so I love them that much more.

    But on the other hand I have to admire the sound reasoning of the Professor.
    "Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!"
    "You can’t own property, man!"
    "I can! That’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!"

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