Stupid Human/Pet Tricks

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No doubt some of you out there have special talents that you want to draw our attention to… [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] If not how about your pet, yeah I am stealing this from Letterman but hey why not [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
I know they wouldn’t let my cat do his trick on national tv…too gruesome so thought I should share it here [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

My cat had been staring at this door that goes downstairs for hours, was kinda starting to worry about him. Put a towel down over the bottom of the door to try and get him away…didn’t work. So I picked up the towel to flick at him to chase his obsessive ass away from the door…flick it and a MOUSE comes flying out, he jumps in midair catches it in his mouth…oh he liked that game a lot!!! I of course was screaming, blood was coming down the side of his mouth, VG grabs him and the mouse gets out and runs thru the bottom of the door to return to his owner…the eccentric guy under the stairs… [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] I can laugh know but YIKES that was not a fun thing at the time.

My sis had bought herself the sweetest Chocolate Lab, it took away a lot of attention from my other sisters Beagle…he did not appreciate that at all. We were all hanging out in the Beagles yard, he walks over to the Lab owner who was sitting on the ground lifts his leg and covers her with kidney filtered water [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Gotta love that kinda revenge, definitely avenged the wrong [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

I was making a bagel in the morning, standing staring into space…the toaster started shaking and making an odd squeaking noise. All of a sudden it pops up and there is a crispy mouse in mid air squealing…AHHHHHHHHH. He was contorting in midair with his eyes closed squealing away, he then hopped away….I of course was screaming again…what a suck I am sometimes [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] Not a very smart trick for the mouse

So hey do you have any tricks that wouldn’t be able to be played on national tv…post them here.
Could include some of those silly bar stories I remember people talking about somewhere…

Allison

ps my neighbor was hoarding all sorts of things, they took him away for a mental health tune up dec 26 of last year…so far so good no more mice. Haven’t had to play fire girl again so thats cool…but talk about worlds colliding…whooooaa spooky to say the least.

[buckingham rabbit]

well, a cat that belongs to one of my friends would apparently sit and stare at the stovetop. they have a gas stove, so there are the metal grill type things and the flame comes from underneath that. but i guess one time i mouse appeared from where the flame usually comes out, and the cat swiped and killed it, even with the metal part there. i didnt see this happen however. plus, that cat is a prick. but this is nothing compared to the mouse in the toaster story. that was fucked up.

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Hry BR,

It was pretty fucked up watching that poor mouse scream and hop away [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] Threw my toaster out the door and still haven’t replaced it, haven’t had another bagel yet either…the TRAUMA [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

Sounds like that mouse your talking about got lucky, cats usually do the long drawn out death scene with prey…play with them, tease them, kill them…eat them [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

Allison [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]

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