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  • #48684
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    Rich
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    I’m not small but for my size I am

    I’ve never had dissatisfaction from the ladies

    Porn has made every man go insane

    #113851
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    Rich
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    Whisky Dick

    #113852
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    Robert
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    "Rich " wrote:
    I’m not small but for my size I am

    I’ve never had dissatisfaction from the ladies

    Porn has made every man go insane

    By far the best post in the history of this board. By far.

    #113853
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    duane
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    I’m gonna go pop in Rattlesnake Shake right now- just for you:

    You need some love
    You must have the blues
    Ain’t but the one thing
    A good man can do
    He do the shake
    The rattlesnake shake
    Man, do the shake
    Yes, and jerk away the blues
    Now, jerk it

    Now, I know this guy
    His name is Mick
    Now, he don’t care when he ain’t got no chick
    He do the shake
    The rattlesnake shake
    Yes, he do the shake
    And jerks away the blues
    Now, jerk it

    ….Peter Green is cool…… ;D

    #113854
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    Annastefka
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    I didn’t want to let this topic go away. I know this is kind of goofy but I am afraid that Rich is having some
    kind of hang-up and I didn’t want to let that happen. Rich, (and any other guy that is interested) I had a boyfriend that had a really large penis and sex with him was no fun. It was uncomfortable. Not wanting to speak about my husbands penis but lets just say it’s ……No, lets not say that…….let me think…….

    My group of girlfriends this winter season bought themselves "Hello Kitty" ummmm, okay, "Hello Kitty" vibrators, from a
    Japanese web site. I feel sort of left out because I was working and did not get a chance to order the "Hello Kitty" ummmm device. They all have let me know that they would share with me but I think I would prefere my own …. back to the subject…..these things are the perfect size for the average girl…..like five inches long and you know like 1 and 1/2 inches wide. Bigger is not better when it comes to penis size, or as I was once told, most women, just like most men, have sort of figuared out how to do it before they ever really "Do It" you know what I’m saying, so most of us can do it with out a partner, the partner becomes just a wonderful addition. Having a partner with an overly large penis was not really fun for me or any of my girlfriends. (We talk about these things) So I am sure that most men, including you Rich, are just about perfect. If you are a guy with an overly large penis then that sucks because it would be… you know…. difficult to……check out the KITTY.
    http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/”>http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

    #113855
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    duane
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    "John Vestman " wrote:
    "Rich " wrote:
    I’m not small but for my size I am

    Rich, it gets smaller when you never get to use it. I’m coming off two years celibacy and mine has withered away to 10 inches, not that I’m counting. I haven’t looked at internet porn in years. That could explain why I am so extra sharp nowadays. ;)

    Gotcha, "George" :D :D :D

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    Rich
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    Jesus Christ I forgot I even posted this. I was really drunk on rum that night, and very bored, probably looking at porn for some reason. Ahh can I say genius.

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    Annastefka
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    "Rich " wrote:
    probably looking at porn for some reason. Ahh can I say genius.

    :D :D :D, for some reason :D :D :D, for some reason, I wonder what that reason might be?………. ;)

    When I first read this however, I thought you were going to say you were looking at your Penis, for some reason, I love the many levels of Freakscene.

    #113858
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    crazycloud
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    try gensing!./ my dick gets twice as big when i take panax every day.. yeah haw… date asian chicks.. they have small vagina’s nice and tight.

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    Rich
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    hahahahaha

    #113860
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    Rich
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    "Annastefka " wrote:
    "Rich " wrote:
    probably looking at porn for some reason. Ahh can I say genius.

    :D :D :D, for some reason :D :D :D, for some reason, I wonder what that reason might be?………. ;)

    When I first read this however, I thought you were going to say you were looking at your Penis, for some reason, I love the many levels of Freakscene.

    If only I didn’t black out from all that rum I would let you know. Wow last time I drink a bottle of cheap rum, who’s brand name I’ve never heard before.

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    crazycloud
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    someones gottq get that flying dog some dog pussy!

    #113862
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    Annastefka
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    crazycloud, I need to remind you of a line from the registration agreement….

    Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.

    I think you are probably getting close to the border , you can use other words to convey
    the same message and keep it a little less vulgar.

    Oh, but on the same note and yes, offensive and yet, it really happened, this was a police call here in Athens in the late summer:

    from the Athens Banner Herald Serptember 10th, 2005

    Man charged with sex act with dog
    An Athens man was arrested last Saturday for allegedly having sex with a roommate’s Boston terrier, Athens-Clarke police said.

    A Noketchee Drive man said he woke up about 9 a.m. and was going to the kitchen for something to drink when he passed by the living room where he saw Sam Willie McIntosh naked and having sexual intercourse with another roommate’s 2-year-old dog, named Precious according to police.

    McIntosh was charged with bestiality and cruelty and released on $3,400 bond.

    Precious was taken for treatment at a Winterville animal hospital, where a veterinarian used swabs to collect apparent semen from the animal, police said.

    I truly horrible incident but as they say truth is stanger than fiction.

    #113863
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    lookitssam
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    "crazycloud " wrote:
    someones gottq get that flying dog some dog pussy!

    Atreyu.

    #113864
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    Rich
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    "Annastefka " wrote:
    crazycloud, I need to remind you of a line from the registration agreement….

    Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.

    I think you are probably getting close to the border , you can use other words to convey
    the same message and keep it a little less vulgar.

    Oh, but on the same note and yes, offensive and yet, it really happened, this was a police call here in Athens in the late summer:

    from the Athens Banner Herald Serptember 10th, 2005

    Man charged with sex act with dog
    An Athens man was arrested last Saturday for allegedly having sex with a roommate’s Boston terrier, Athens-Clarke police said.

    A Noketchee Drive man said he woke up about 9 a.m. and was going to the kitchen for something to drink when he passed by the living room where he saw Sam Willie McIntosh naked and having sexual intercourse with another roommate’s 2-year-old dog, named Precious according to police.

    McIntosh was charged with bestiality and cruelty and released on $3,400 bond.

    Precious was taken for treatment at a Winterville animal hospital, where a veterinarian used swabs to collect apparent semen from the animal, police said.

    I truly horrible incident but as they say truth is stanger than fiction.

    Wow, I had a roommate who I believed had sex with his cat. I don’t have time to get into details of it all right now, but if you have any intrest I will tell.

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