January 24, 2005 at 1:34 pm #47595
Joy oh joy
usually, when I’ve been too lazy(hung over etc,) to make my own sushi I’ve had to walk about 200 metres to buy it at sushi king(lame name, great sushi.) BUT ! Last week Sushi Quick Lunch(see previous remark regarding name,) sprung out of a wall only 159 metres from my front door. I am looking at a endless supply of sushi. In both directions. It’ll be allmost like hiking, if I’m feeling frisky and up for anything I’ll venture the whole 200 metres to sushi king, on the occasions where I’m a bit under the weather I only have to endure 159 grueling(sp?) metres before whipping out my sashimi, nigiri and maki needs.
The korova milkbar is reopened and ready for some of the good old ultraviolence ! On my tshirt that is.
Where is crocodille dundee when you need him?
I was heading home from work early early early this morning, looking forward to some nap time after a couple of days of no sleep. Suddenly(I would like to say out of the blue, but nothing comes out of the blue -except more blue,) this guy walks up next to me, pulls out a knife and says something along the lines of give me your money or else.
And in my sleepdeprived state I don’t understand right away what he says, so I just mumble no thanks, and keep on walking. After a few metres I realize what just happened, turn around and see the guy standing there, knife in hand, with a dumbstruck expression on his face.
This is advice from a pro boys and girls:
If you’re ever being robbed, just say no thanks.January 24, 2005 at 1:51 pm #107202
HEY KIDS ONLY 5 MORE DAYS TILL KILTED YAKS EVE
SO START DECORATING YOUR HOUSE WITH DISPOSABLE DIAPERS
And don’t forget to fill your Dad’s boots up with coleslaw
If you look closely you can see him
Now be sure to leave you hot lather and razor
And wait till the mornings suprise
and if your lucky youll get a nice little present in the morning
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_10.jpg[/img]January 24, 2005 at 2:02 pm #107203
I`m snowed in again.The news reports called it ‘pummeled’ this morning now they`re calling it ‘socked’.I see no pummels or sox outsideJanuary 24, 2005 at 2:04 pm #107204
HEY KIDS ONLY 5 MORE DAYS TILL KILTED YAKS EVE
The celtic mafia are excited about the kilt partJanuary 24, 2005 at 2:27 pm #107205
ohh my pictures are goneJanuary 24, 2005 at 3:16 pm #107206
FlyingCloudParticipant"Robert" wrote:no thanks.
best quote of today
(good that nothing happened, with he had a knife and all! )January 24, 2005 at 3:37 pm #107207
yeah, had I been remotely awake and concious I’d given him the money with a big smile, rather than risking having to try get away from a knife. but it shows that luck follows the stupid.January 24, 2005 at 6:25 pm #107208
Yikes, you are one very lucky sushi eating Norwegian
Saw some pics of all the snow out east SG…January 25, 2005 at 6:57 am #107209
How come Suchi Quick Lunches can spring out of walls when nothing except blue can come out of the blue?
And Rich’s pictures that are gone are making me curious now.January 25, 2005 at 10:40 am #107210
My pictures should make your curious, you just wait till there back up there, and as for snow, I spend the past 3 days stuck inside the house with nothing to do but try to get alcohol poison, now thats when you know a snowfall is reallyJanuary 25, 2005 at 3:55 pm #107211"maxini" wrote:How come Suchi Quick Lunches can spring out of walls when nothing except blue can come out of the blue?
a clever mix of voodoo and covering up the windows where the Sushi Quick Lunch will appear.January 26, 2005 at 9:13 am #107212
whew ! it’s a good thing you were so sleepy + so nonchalant (sp?) + so lucky to escape the knife man …January 26, 2005 at 2:17 pm #107213
Encouraged by collegues(sp?) I’ve decided to start teaching selfdefence,
coma kung fu. It’s very easy, and you don’t have to buy any fancy and expensive apparel + you won’t get sweaty during or after the classes.
I think this will appeal to a lot of people. Especially norwegians who are experts in/at(?) saying no thanks.January 28, 2005 at 8:36 am #107214
sounds like a sport j would be in to
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