Other countries’ crap

[OriginalPosterLost]

OK. Tings is getting a little heated between various nations, so, to lighten the mood, let’s name foreign nations’s direst exports.

Trav – The Ozzies shipped a lot of 80’s crap this way, but, for me, Stephen Dennis was the worst it got.

Dimpf – Fantastichen Vier?? We don’t get too much German music (a lot of DJ’s ie Marc Spoon aus Frankfurt), but why the funk did David Hasselhoff do so well over there???

Allison – like us, I’m afraid, your nation is 50% responsible for some of the worst bands on the planet. Oh where to start? At the moment, Limp Bizkit and that other annoying bleached blonde f**k with the whiny voice are DOING MY F**KING HEAD IN BEING PLAYED ON THE RADIO ALL THE F**KING TIME!

Anyone care to mention a UK band that they don’t like very much.

Long live international jolly banter, but let’s drop the racism tags (f**k, I sound like a public service announcement!)

Oh yeah – happy new year, y’all.

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Hah! Now that I’ve got $100 million to splash around, I’ll be making a few improvements.

[OriginalPosterLost]

Sorry Alison – I just remembered that you’re Canadian (I think).

OK – Bryan and Alanis. No contest. And those chickity china the chinese chicken freaks. Jesus.

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[OriginalPosterLost]

Hey Javro,

Your right I am Canadian, and we definitely have our share of crap here as well…..The Barenaked Ladies….ahhhhhhhhh.

The Pet Shop Boys send me screaming every single time…..frightening!!

For the racist tag deal, don’t think I have ever said a negative thing about any other country….exports, person, music, anything actually. If I have enlighten me so I can clean it up….or clear it up. I may have called someone on some rather nasty provocations but I always attempt to do it with a sense of humor…not always successfully. But hey I am far from perfect.

Allison

ps the horrible girl power crap the spice girls advocated drove me mad….still does
actually

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[OriginalPosterLost]

As far as Canada is concerned, I think the Crash Test Dummies are the worst. I like the Carpenters though.
Let´s not forget, that Germany gave you the Scorpions. One of the worst bands ever. And they are playing stadiums in America. Or used to.
Can´t think of any really bad crap from Australia now, but hey, tons of muck from the UK. Well, Oasis for a start. I mean, in a way they are even worse than the Spice Girls, cause at least them gals are not boring anyone to death with claiming to be the best band in the world. Elton John gives me the creeps and Bush are awful as well.
Which brings us neatly to America, cause only Creed and Live are more pretentious and pathetic than Bush. Phil Collins remains the main offender, though Celine Dion might be a serious contester. By the way, is she from Canada?
And freakheads of the world, I know you´re probably not very keen on non-English sung music, but one of the best records I bought in 2000 was Frances Gall Greatest Hits 1961-68. Been some time since I had so much fun. Give it a try.
gruss
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[AGAP]

Hey,

Your right Crash Test Dummies are horrifying, never got that stuff….thankfully. Javro Alanis gives me nitemares, just about died watching Dogma when she showed up as god. I try very hard to avoid crap like that, could not believe my eyes when I saw her…..ahhhhhh.

Allison

ps the singer from the crash test dummies used to be a bartender at a local club where I live, before he made tons of cash. He was a great bartender….drank all nite on my credit card buying drinks for friends etc at the end of the nite my tab was only 27 bucks
canadian….gotta love free beverages. Left him a good tip and still came out ahead. Celine has been dealt with by the South Park guys….too hilarious.

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<FONT>This message has been edited by bates on January 03, 2001 at 05:12 PM</font>

[OriginalPosterLost]

Dimpf – how can you steal Phil Collins from us??? That "easy lover" is 100% English! Yeah – Celine is Canadian (but entered the Eurovision Song Contest singing for Switzerland, interestingly enough). And if you think you hate Oasis now, try living here. Everything about them is terrible, and with that Liam prick believing all his own hype, I just prey to God that they disappear soon.

I’m also really glad that they haven’t made it in the US. He was on MTV the other night saying that the reason they hadn’t made it over there is that the Americans don’t understand Oasis. Pardon me, Liam, but you would have to be pretty fu**ing stoopid to not get Oasis. WIth lyrics like "he’s got a sister, and on the palm of her hand is a blister" you ain’t exactly got to be Einstein to realise that they are just thick Northern talentless pricks.

But how could I have forgotten the Scorpions and "Wind of Change" (sing as "weeeend of change"). The reason I stopped watching MTV for about three years, for the fear of catching a glimpse of those truly horrible whistling soft rockers.

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[OriginalPosterLost]

Javro,
Didn’t Oasis start up in St John’s Wood?

As for exports – the U.S. has to answer for EMINEM – that guy needs to be slapped around!!!!

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[OriginalPosterLost]

Now let us get one thing straight, my friends. Scorpions are not crap. NOT CRAP. With five guys looking like an ad for a gay bar, coming from Germany, playing hea-vee metal (or no metal at all, so to speak) and calling themselves "Scorpions", is not crap. That’s class.

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Quite exciting this computer magic.

[OriginalPosterLost]

Sorry, forgot about the mustache. The ‘Rudolph Schenker’ model-is there really anything cooler?

Well, the ‘Horst Schimanski’ maybe.

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[AGAP]

Hey,

I try very hard to keep crap out of my life but this week something horrible has infiltrated my world!!!! I apologize in advance, Canada has been responsible for more than its fair share of crap…alannis, celine, shania…but Jennifer Lopez is driving me absolutely crazy. Enough already, get out get out get out of my world!!!

Allison

ps wondering if anyone heard me scream….watching some superbowl stuff and who shows up but the crap I have been trying to avoid…..save me..Jennifer Lopez on a superbowl show…god. It will get worse thou apparently Aerosmith will be on the same stage as the most horrifying kiddie bands around….what happened to Joe Perry..he has lost his mind, only explanation is the invasion of the body snatchers theory…its not him its something else…wishful thinking. Never cared for aerosmith in general but he was a great guitar player.

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<FONT>This message has been edited by bates on January 28, 2001 at 12:28 PM</font>

[OriginalPosterLost]

Hey Bates,

I work at a record store and people are already trying to return copies of the Jennifer Lopez album that they bought last week. Cute girl but cannot, cannot, cannot sing!! Not to mention her lyrical prowess- "My love don’t cost a thing?" Um, I could say that too if I was a gazillionaire…

About Joe Perry, he is the first celebrity I can remember having a crush on. Still a hottie in my eyes, even though he could, theoretically, be my father…Didn’t catch the Superbowl (prefer basketball) but heard reports from customers about how awful the halftime show was! Then again, I have never really heard of a great halftime show [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] …remember that one from a few years ago, with Edward James Almos babbling all that irrelevant existentialist new age stuff over smoke & music??

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[OriginalPosterLost]

Whats going on with that Fred Durst! We had The Big Day Out(big rock fest) come to melbourne this week with Limp Dick’s Headlining the fest! But after playin the Sydney gig, Fred decides he doesn’t wanna play anymore cause the crowds are too crazy down under(what a fucken pussy)!
So all us stupid wankers who payed $85.00 for our tickets were left without a headline act! [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/pissed.gif[/img]
So I think the U.S.A are to blame for the worst export ever(Fred fucken Durst)!
P.S:Before u yanks go sending shit like that down under,Please,Please,Please give us some Warning so dont waste or hard ernt cash on some getta-gangsta-scum!
later Trav[img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/pissed.gif[/img]

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[jeremiah]

If Fred Durst ever does get over there please keep him! Really.

Don’t blame us. Your ears should have given you warning enough. [img]http://www.freakscene.net/ubb/smilies/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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[OriginalPosterLost]

Antipop, please don’t hold Fred Durst against us. Just be happy you aren’t from his hometown. I cannot tell you how many times I have heard Fred’s mother on the radio talking about what a fine boy Fred is and how the press just misconstrues everything he does. She actually seems like a very nice, kind woman….but she is completely unaware of what an a**hole she raised. I won’t even go into how many times a day they play his crappy music.

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[jeremiah]

Hey Dfkgurl, I always forgot he calls Jacksonville home now (keep him). He attended/dropped out of high school (and mother still has a house) where I live.. That crap is always on the radio and there are little articles in the paper about him all the time. I feel your pain.

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