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    Guess which one!!!

    a) My foot caught on fire.
    b) I recieved 12 porn emails.
    c) A young lady told me she would like to date me.
    d) I took 42 pages of notes (front and back) at a seminar.
    e) My mouse broke. [img]images/smiles/converted/frown.gif[/img]
    f) I ran out of clean underwear.
    g) I sang Adam Sandler’s "Hanukkuh Song" the entire wat through.
    h) My new car stereo speaker busted.
    i) I read a book about Hitler.
    j) I finally got my fingers to do that live long and prosper thing.
    k) My printer ran out of paper.
    l) My [other] foot caught on fire.
    m) I made humourous comments about Linux.
    n) I made a modification to Windows NT4.0 that allows USB support.
    o) I learned to play Cribbage.
    p) I discussed the song "Jimmy Crack Corn" and whether it’s about slavery or drugs.
    q) I actually ate a bologna burger.
    r) My band played their first gig.
    s) I disconnected my local phone service.
    t) I told a friend about J. Mascis & The Fog.
    u) Two words: egg roll.
    v) From a mountain of Univision, I descended full of epiphany.
    w) I built a time machine for my head but it only went sideways.
    x) I used the word "keryx" in a sentence.
    y) My dog had to get a flea dip.
    z) No, Jaron, you’re a filthy, filthy liar, not a one of those things happened today.



    no thanks



    <BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Another Girl Another Planet:

    Oh, come on, guess… it’ll be fun!!! [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

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