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  • #45602

    Randy Jane
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    …..Ok, I used to have this fear of writing the worst lyrics possible, I have been proven wrong. While I was in California, I heard on the radio for the first time, (in a rap lovers car) some new Missy Elliot song….crap crap crap. " It’s Smurfevenifitswearinyet."…..????? What?"I shake my bom bom bom bom bom…..keep your eyes on my bom bom bom bom bom." Flight of the Porkchop is saved…..hehehe. For all of you who dont know what Flight of the Porkchop is…..well shame on you for not buying a Randy Jane cd…..you uh….should grab one, theyre ok…the next one will be better though.

    Hmmm……more bad lyrics?
    Kelly Osborne…."Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, thats what it sounds like you just said to me."

    Any More?

    RJ.

    #84627

    Bucky Ramone
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    something that sounds like two minutes of a high-pitched:

    "whoooooooohoooooooohooooooooo"

    Coldplay – the Scientist

    den Buck’s advice to the singer: be careful when you jump on your bike next time….. :P :wink: :mrgreen:

    #84628

    malcom
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    #84629

    Bucky Ramone
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    Aserejé, ja deje tejebe tude jebere
    sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí [x300]

    Combine that with a dance routine more stupid than ‘la Macarena’ and what do you get?

    The Ketchup Song! :twisted:

    #84630

    Halfman
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    love that fatboy slim Malkie. I think I am now "over" right about now. heheh

    I was thinking about posting some Billy Milano lyrics, but not one song would keep me from being barred…. except

    (…guitar wank from Purple Haze eh Eh eh EH eh Eh you’re dead)
    — The ballad of Jimi Hendrix

    #84631

    rosa
    Participant

    rj, you’re not in California anymore? I didn’t realize :(

    I rather like that Missy Elliott song. oh, shit, who am I kidding, I love it.

    in keeping up with the theme, I nominate:

    ‘I stayed grounded as the amounts rolled in’ – J.Lo

    would that we were all SO down to earth. must explain her habit of impulsively marrying people.

    #84632

    malcom
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    I’ve slept on it, and Realized that Lyrics don’t neccesarily make the song. The Pixies have written some godawful lyrics ("la la love you" anyone), but they’re cool. And from a poetic standpoint, any Dinosaur jr. album is an endless series of "June moon tune spoon" rhymes. :slap: I know "good" is subjective, but I suppose everyone’s discovered that by now.

    And I think it is very funny that Missy Elliot is possibly the ugliest woman on the air, yet her songs are all about sex.

    #84633

    buckingham rabbit
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    "Amalcom" wrote:
    And I think it is very funny that Missy Elliot is possibly the ugliest woman on the air, yet her songs are all about sex.

    This from a guy who has a picture of Avril Lavrigne as his signature. :wink:

    #84634

    malcom
    Participant

    I kill you for that! Avril’s sexy!

    [img]http://www.rock-n-radio.com/images/avril.jpg[/img]

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