Musical Crimes against Humanity

[Annastefka]

Gwen Stefani

Well, I mention here a lot that we don’t to television in the house but two days ago I was in Atlanta in a restaurant and they had a music video channel playing………………….

Gwen Stefani should be charged with Musical Crimes against Humanity and she WOULD be found guilty and a fitting punishment would be her sentenced to small cell and forced to look at herself in the mirror for 20 years. The cart wheeling pirates from that stupid video I sat and watched, those would be her only companions.

[lookitssam]

Ugh, I don’t even know where to start naming people who have commited musical crimes against humanity…there are so many.

I have to say though Gwen Stefani looks really hot in one of her videos. I used to think there was nothing special about her, but she just looked good in that one. Despite the fact I can’t stand her.

[SG]

I don`t watch music vids anymore so I have`nt seen the Gwen vid so I`ll take your word on it

Nickelback should be charged!The guy looks like a cross between Sarah Jessica Parker and a irish setter(or maybe a spaniel),that should be illegal right?

[Annastefka]

"lookitssam " wrote:

I have to say though Gwen Stefani looks really hot in one of her videos.

yeah, looking "hot" seems to be her only talent. Although I like how they are marketing her as both "grunge" and "ghetto" sort of covering the financial bases.

[lookitssam]

"Annastefka " wrote:

Although I like how they are marketing her as both "grunge" and "ghetto" sort of covering the financial bases.Â

It’s easy to do, what with the alledged ‘genre hopping’ and all.

[crazycloud]

what the hell are you talking about Gwen Stefani is the mother of all bun bun’s !!! holy shit she brings out the Italy in me and I just want to boogie … especially the one video with the ruffled skirt and she shakes it like an ostrich !!! mm mmm… and who else features asian go go girls in their video’s !! talk about unique!!! you wanna talk musical crimes against humanity i think the stupid cover tune thing. the thing where soem band does some bar rousing rendition of some 70’s song so they can get all the noteriety of one song that soemone else wtrote in the 70’s … it also goes for movies these days.. what ever happened to being original?? i dont know… you gotta love gwen stefani doing the if i was a rich girl from fiddler on the roof! yezah theat is the catholic girl in her going bannannas.

[Annastefka]

"crazycloud " wrote:

holy shit she brings out the Italy in me and I just want to boogie … especially the one video with the ruffled skirt and she shakes it like an ostrich !!! mm mmm…

Guilty as charged, now if she was a dancer at a tata bar then she would be as innocent as a lamb baby music bunny. Yeah, I mean selling women as sex objects, I guess there is nothing new with that. Musically Stefani is just some dance track with a flashy ho’ lip sinking to it. A few years ago when Britney Spears first showed up before she was even in her 20’s, I saw a huge poster of her spread eagle on the hood of some car in a pair of cut off blue jean shorts and a bathing suit top. I was standing there holding the hands of my sweet little children and the first thing I thought of is "God, I would do her" That was weird.

[lookitssam]

Freaky deaky.

OK, here a musical crime against humanity. NEW WAVE REVIVAL. It pisses me off. Killers, Bravery, any new British band…ugh.

[rosa]

Gwen Stefani is a dumb fucking racist. http://www.tian.cc/2005/04/gwenihana-harajuku-girls.html and apparently "solo album" means "as many big-name producers as possible album". whatever. what was the topic of this thread again?

[crazycloud]

yeah i think her videos would all be a lot hotter if all the dancers had androgenous haircuts wore unisex clothing and all maintained and equal body posture throughout the routine. it would be really hot with the young crowd… yeah and whats wrong with presenting geisha culture, its only 500 years old….. if anything they can branch out and inspire a whole japanese pop movement… come on who wants the hjhapanese lisa loeb.. oh barf!

[lookitssam]

"rosa " wrote:

Gwen Stefani is a dumb fucking racist. http://www.tian.cc/2005/04/gwenihana-harajuku-girls.html and apparently "solo album" means "as many big-name producers as possible album". whatever. what was the topic of this thread again?

Thats fucked up.

[crazycloud]

i still dont see how gwen is a rascist … a sell out sure but no rascist.. i went to high school in aniheim and i remember no doubt as the most racially mixed up houseparty band in town before they were a big deal and shit.. she has always kicked it with whatever race… aneheim is a melting pot, everybody is represented… she did look a little better with the natural hair though, she has the curliest ass hair…

[Robert]

you come from america, a land that has brought forth such artists/groups as dave matthews band, phish, poison, garth brooks etc, but you go picking on gwen, calling her names and all. Musical crimes against humanity.. there are quite a few I’d put against the wall before gwen. justin timberlake for crying out loud !

[AGAP]

Canada has produced many criminally horrifying musical acts…Celine Dion, bare naked ladies, sum 41, nickelback…I apologize for all of them

[malcom]

I don’t like Gwen’s little harem thing either, but I’ll second Robert; there are many, many artists I’d go after first.
Toby Keith comes first, talk about a Racist. . .

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