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[duane]

Probably a million of these threads already but, I can’t find one.

1. What happens if you play blues music backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison

2. Son: Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician.
Mother: Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can’t do both.

3. ~FIFTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE: ~

A guitarist dies and is quite pleased to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.

"This is Stevie Ray’s room here…" says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"

"And this is Jimi’s room…" and the guitarist is totally over the moon.

Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Duane Allman here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I’m afraid he went… the "other" way…"

The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing incredible blues licks – and it sounded just like Duane. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely: Someone in the next room is playing the most beautiful slide licks he’d ever heard through what sounded very much like a vintage Strat.

The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Duane. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that Duane’s in the next room.

Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh…. don’t tell anyone. That’s God. He just thinks he’s Duane Allman"

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