Misquoted song lyrics

[SG]

When I was thinking about song lyrics I remebered about this book I heard about that has what people think is a certain lyric,but get it wrong.
Such as:
Hendrix`s Purple Haze-"Excuse me while i kiss this guy"
Zeppelin`s Stairway To Heaven-"There`s a wino down the road,perhaps I should steal some oreos."
BTO-Takin care of business-"Bakin carrot biscuits".
CCR-Bad Moon Rising-"There`s a bathroom on the right"
The Knack-My Sharona-"Mice aroma"
Celine Dion-The heart does go on-"The hot dog goes on"

anyone got any more to add?

[dimpfelmoser]

Hey Salamiguy
getting desperate to find new topics?!
Just kidding.
But I can only talk about the things I got wrong myself. I might warn you that this is really boring. In the wedding presents "Everyone can make a mistake", I always thought that David was singing:"A little bit of what your fancy goes into any girl at all, I know that now." which doesn´t make much sense but sounded good to me all the same. Now (thanks to the internet) I know that he´s actually singing:"A little bit of what you fancy doesn´t do you any good at all, I know that now." which makes more sense, but is not that easy to sing along to.
Oh well, that gives me a perfect excuse to talk about Steve Albini again. Oh by the way, it´s pretty rich of you to point out that I spelt 18th dye wrong when you misspell Albini every single time.
Anyway, Courtney Love and David Gedge (mastermind of the wedding present) bumped into each other on the Reading Festival (that was the year after Kurt Kobains demise) and Courtney slapped David in the face without any warning. Apparently his only crime was that he knew Steve Albini (he produced "Seamonsters"). But that was enough for Courtney. What a sad case.
gruss
d

[SG]

Hey dimpfelmoser:
I did`nt think you like the topic but thought I would post it anyway,for entertainment value or lack of entertainment value;also because this morning when I posted various lyrics I wondered if I got some of them wrong,alot of songs I never heard in a while so I was trying to remember exact lyrics,my music collection is such a mess I did`nt pull any of those songs out to listen to.
I don`t know why I mispell Albini`s name,guess I got into the habit of it.

As Spaceboy would say:
C`ya!

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