How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it, eight to bitch about how much better the old tubes were.
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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes eight episodes for him to do it.
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How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, Punks don’t change anything.
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How many Indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
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