J helped me get a date

[OriginalPosterLost]

I really think she could be the one. She called me baby 3 times yesterday and it really turned me on. Her name is Tara (boy that takes me back to washingtony dc). I just got off the phone with her and we are going out this weekend! This could give me some relief from my insanity duties. Anyway, I recited from J in my speech to her. "When you find a girl, you’ve found a friend, if you wait too long, the story ends". I had to jump at the opportunity before I got all apathetic and chose not to call her. I hope I can maintain my low profile and not scare her away. I’m good at that, right. She’s 30 and has been divorced for 8 months. She has a 2 year old boy and is currently unemployed and, well, she bummmed alot of pot and stuff from me yesterday including some money. I guess it’s one of those times you gotta give and give again. I’ve been up all night and more light is welcomed. I’m a rolling V-hickle of Love. J prefers teh shoe with the big N on the side. I prefer the V.

I think it’s a good line and it summed up our christmas day. Thanks J.

[rage:man]

"Toni Vestman " wrote:

They’re all bitches and Narnia sucked.

haha!

[sonicdeathmonkey]

I think yr problem is that you asked a woman out to see a shitty movie. Shaggy Dog? Are you fucking serious? Are you seven years old or something? You never ever ask a woman out to see a Tim Allen movie; That is step 1. Doind so is dating suicide. You should have taken her to a classier movie with some real acting and thought provoking plot. May I suggest two very good films that have come out recently: Thank You fo Smoking and V for Vendetta. Those movies will provoke a woman to go out with you. Or at least give you a better shot at going out to a movie together. Show her that yr smart, not childish.

[fata morgana]

King Kong, you should rent it and ask her over–with a glass of wine.

[sonicdeathmonkey]

Yr damn right it’s immature. It’s a Tim Allen movie for cryin’ out loud! It’s a child’s film. It’s like watching the Little Mermaid or something, only not as good as Little Mermaid. That was a good kid’s movie. Ariel is fuckin’ hot. Damn, I need a girlfriend, cuz that’s just pathetic. But seriously, isn’t Ariel hot?

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