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    Hansione
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    And more great country-songtitles…take your pick

    -Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
    -Get your tongue outta my mouth, cause I’m kissing you goodbye
    -Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure
    -How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
    -I changed her oil, she changed my life
    -I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling
    -I flushed you from the toilets of my heart.
    -I wanna whip your cow
    -I’m just a bug on the windshield of life
    -I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
    -If my nose were full of nickels, I’d blow it all on you
    -If the phone don’t ring, baby, you’ll know it’s me
    -My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him
    -You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd
    -You were only a splinter in my ass as I slid down the bannister of life
    -You’re the reason our kids are so ugly

    :D :shock: :P :twisted: :wink: :lol: :o

    #91261

    fata morgana
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    Sorry, I really did not want to post anytime soon, but this is WAY TOO FUNNY!!! :lol:

    How about this one?

    I picked my nose and I found you…

    #91262

    fata morgana
    Participant

    SNOT!!! :lol: :oops: :roll: :aliensmile:

    #91263

    Hansione
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    Yeah, like……"How can I miss you if you won’t go away?"……

    You don’t even have to hear the rest of the song!!!

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