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    girl
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    Not you personally of course! This is a thread where you post all the things you don’t like.

    I don’t like it when people litter.
    I don’t like when people leave their cars on when you run into the store. It makes me want to steal your car.
    And I don’t like it when people don’t floss or use their manners.

    #134251
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    Robert
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    I don’t like waking up trapped inside my bedsheets.
    I don’t like it when people are talking obsessively loud about their expensive lifestyles on cellphones in grocery stores.

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    girl
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    And I don’t like how you personally ruined things for me!
    And I don’t like it when girls are mean to me when I did nothing wrong but smile and be pleasant.

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    Robert
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    Is 1) aimed at me ? :?

    I wholeheartedly agree on 2)

    I don’t like that mysterious water that allways seem to gather in vegetable drawers in my refrigerator.
    I don’t like it when mothers with baby strollers on sidewalks walk side by side really really really slow.
    I don’t like people who yell when it’s totally uncalled for.

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    girl
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    It could be. You might have ruined my sense of moral values.

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    King Tubby
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    I don’t like "hipsters." Not one iota.

    They can take their skinny jeans, Chucks, beards and/or "ironic" mustaches, faux-’70s parkas, and carefully cultivated bedhead — and shove ’em all right up their arses!

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    Robert
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    "girl" wrote:
    It could be. You might have ruined my sense of moral values.

    Ah yes, recieved the congressional medal of honour for that one.

    I don’t like searching my parents attic and basement for hours without finding what I was looking for.

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    girl
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    I don’t like how this topic oozes negativity. *cries out to the heavens* What have I done?!

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    Robert
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    "girl" wrote:
    I don’t like how this topic oozes negativity. *cries out to the heavens* What have I done?!

    Maybe we could make it a little educational ? I for one would like very much too know what a "faux 70’s parkas," is.

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    girl
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    If Frankenstein had a baby this thread is what it would be. A monster held together with duct tape and body organs.

    #134260
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    Robert
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    Can I name him ? Oliver !

    #134261
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    girl
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    Our little monster baby, Oliver.

    Even though he’s just a baby he smokes cigars.

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    Robert
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    Dear lord, no !
    Not to mention that he breaths fire all over the place. And drinks milk straight from the carton.

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    girl
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    And he never leaves a tip for the waitress when he goes out to dinner. And he chucks batteries at old people. And he sneaks out of his crib at night to gamble online.

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    Robert
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    And I know for a fact that this one time, he only pretended that he’d brushed his teeth, but I know for a fact that he hadn’t.

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