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  • #44614

    Rich
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    all right i want to hear some crazy shit here,

    so if you have given any out or recieved any post them please

    #64785

    Rich
    Participant

    heres one

    do you wash your pants with windex because i can see myself in them

    #64786

    antipop
    Participant

    Here’s 1,
    "wanna F**K?" Used to work every time around here. [img]images/smiles/converted/redface.gif[/img]
    later trav

    #64787

    Rich
    Participant

    heres a good one i just heard its from one of the guys in the sopranos

    "You might as well sleep with me cause if you dont im gonna tell everyone i did anyway"

    #64788

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    "If I told you you had beautiful legs, would you hold them against me?"

    "You want to go back to my place… bouncy, bouncy, bouncy?’

    "I am no longer infected."

    [$5 to first one to identify source.]

    #64789

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    Courtesy of Mickey Dolenz, of the Monkees, last night on Leno:

    "Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the money?"

    #64790

    jeremiah
    Keymaster

    Bevis + Butthead style :

    Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
    You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.

    Uh, like let’s drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

    Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

    What’s your sign? Is it "Yield"?

    Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me?

    If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

    I can make you feel like I’ve never had sex before.

    My lips are registered weapons.

    I’m not trying to pick you up. You’re like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

    If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

    If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

    If you ever had sex with a machine, that’s what it’s like with me. ‘Cause I’m like a sex machine.

    If you’re really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

    Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? ‘Cause that’s what I’m looking for.

    Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

    You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

    #64791

    rosa
    Participant

    Here are some I’ve actually gotten:

    Good ones:

    "Excuse me, you are absolutely gorgeous."

    "I love your eyebrows. I’ll be back shortly to propose marriage"

    (upon meeting one of my sister’s friends): "I see the hot gene runs in the family!"

    (a geeky guy in a Minor Threat t-shirt): "wanna go play some pinball?"

    and then there was the time I actually stopped traffic…I was walking to work and this truck stopped in the middle of the road, and this guy yelled out "I just had to stop and tell you how cute you are!"

    Bad ones:

    "I like what you got goin’ on"

    "Damn girl, you look fitted" (I don’t get it)

    (when I was buying guitar strings): "So, you’re buying some guitar strings?"

    (from a butch lesbian, after I told her I was waiting for some friends): "I knew you were too cute to be sitting here by yourself" (can you say LAME)

    "you kinda remind me of my ex-girlfriend"

    "are you from the east coast? Yeah, I could tell"

    **

    sure I’ll think of more later

    take care
    rosa

    <FONT>[ August 23, 2001 05:06 PM: Message mutated 1 time, lastly by rosa ]</font>

    #64792

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rosa:
    <STRONG>(a geeky guy in a Minor Threat t-shirt): "wanna go play some pinball?"

    </STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wouldn’t really say he was GEEKY… I mean, come on, I’m sure he was quite hot.

    </sweats>

    #64793

    Rich
    Participant

    he was a big geeky

    #64794

    maxini
    Participant

    Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cuz i’d like to tap that ass.

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