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  • #44993

    AGAP
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    Hey!

    Used to check out some of the silly deathmatch deals on the mtv site every now and then…don’t know why but I just love the cartoon violence thing <img>

    Wondering which celebrities you think would be cool to see duke it out cartoon style…

    My 1st one is for Den Buck & Mattman, but I would kill to see it as well

    Joan Jett versus britney spears. Cage match would be my preference!!! In my head JJ takes control early in the match, draws out the humiliation for awhile, then finishes her off with an off the top rope move. britney may need more plastic surgery to fix whats broken <img>

    Bob Mould vs Grant Hart, maybe this would help them get over it (hardly <img> ) and move on <img> Bobs pretty fit currently but Grant is a BIG man, both these guys are huge old wrestling fans which would make for a cool match <img> Bob wrote wrestling scenarios professionally awhile back but Grant Harts such a BIG guy doubt that would help Bob out. I say Grant comes out on top and Bob keeps writing songs about him <img>

    So Hey!

    Allison

    ps still haven’t forgiven VG for that very unkind Fred Flintstone comment referring to Grant Harts new look <img>

    #69564

    everyonelovesjaron
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    I should fight Mattman. Since the first time I called him stupid and gay, it was on.

    #69565

    Cloud9
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    J vs Lou

    #69566

    rosa
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    Rosa vs. Kurticus. In the water. With a few…wait, what was I saying…

    #69567

    AGAP
    Participant

    Jaron I thought you already lost that match, are you talking round two <img> <img>

    I would like to see that disaster courtney love against Dave Grohl…now that would be cool. Maybe it would actually shut her up for awhile, except of course if she won <img> If DG won maybe that boxed Nirvana set would get released without all the games <img>

    Allison

    #69568

    SG
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    Allison-how about Bob Mould vs his fans that paid alot of money for Modulate <img> <img>
    Hopefully Courtney would give Grohl a good headshake so he`ll stop dating Christina Agulaira <img>
    How about:

    Deepsludge vs Javro;should it be in the English mud or Georgian mud? <img>

    Another Girl Another Planet vs The Dude-Allison in BEARS uniform of course <img> on the Bears home turf <img>

    Mattman vs Antipop in the outback <img>

    and we can`t forget the Gallagher bros from Oasis vs Javro and his stick <img>

    <small>[ 04-18-2002, 10:19 AM: Message edited by: Salamiguy ]</small>

    #69569

    Mattman
    Participant

    Well, of everyone listed that I shoul fight, den buck, I consider to be the biggest challenge. I think I could take him though. <img> <img>

    </font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font>Originally posted by Jaron:
    <strong>I should fight Mattman. Since the first time I called him stupid and gay, it was on.</strong></font><hr></blockquote><font>Yeah, funny how that works, huh? <img>

    Bring it on… You too, will be crushed! <img>

    Where’s safety-vestman when we need him. <img>

    <small>[ 04-18-2002, 11:18 AM: Message edited by: Mattman ]</small>

    #69570

    Mattman
    Participant

    </font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font>Originally posted by Salamiguy:
    <strong>Allison-how about Bob Mould vs his fans that paid alot of money for Modulate <img> <img>
    </strong></font><hr></blockquote><font>Is Modulate bad? I haven’t gotten around ordering it, or the other new albums on the site, yet. I have trouble believing the Mould could release something bad. Tell me it’s not so… <img>

    #69571

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    Salami Guy makes a good point, it should be a three way match between Matt, myself, and Antipop.

    #69572

    malcom
    Participant

    I came up with this episode last night.

    Match one: Sonic Youth Vs. My Bloody Valentine-an all feedback fight. Unfortunately their walls of sound merge, summoning the ghost of Jimi Hendrix. Ghost of Jimi Challenges Ghost of Stevie Ray Vaughn for position of loudest blues guitarist of all time

    Match Two: REM vs. U2 for position of most overrated 80’s band. Both bands get killed by the police

    Main Event: Jimi Hendrix vs. SRV, match never really ends since neither side can cause permenant damage to the other.

    Final Match: The White Stripes vs. The Strokes for position of greatest "critics Darling" band. Velvet underground shows up and beats the stuffing out of everyone except Meg White who is getting a lesson from Moe Tucker in how to play with no expression at all <img>

    #69573

    AGAP
    Participant

    Hey!

    Feeling a little hyper today so…

    I would love to have a match with the mighty BEARS new gm…he would of course have his hands tied behind him on a chair. Match would consist of me lecturing him on his lameass handling of contract talks/screw ups with Jauron, Holdman, Bates, Matthews, forgetting to check those compensation boxes on the rfa sheets, signing chris chandler as our back up qb…Ditka would be my tag team partner <img>

    A certain soon to be ex brother in law…that one could get bloody in a big way.

    Malcom love that U2 & REM destructo match…definitely cool outcome!!!

    Salamiguy, good call on that modulate deal, still can’t believe I paid over forty bucks for that <img>

    Matt Modulates not all bad but the electronic songs(about half the disc)…he uses that same voice effect that cher and daft punk used <img> …have traumatized me, the HORROR <img> Long Play is supposed to be all electronic/dance songs, the LDAPS live sounds pretty pleasing. Not ordering that one thru the site thou, hopefully can find it locally for a lot cheaper. Acoustic kinda like ego overide coming out in the fall. I am still gonna check him out this summer in Minneapolis though, Grant Hart and Bob playing at the same festival in July. Hmmmm wonder if my idea for that death match could come true…report to follow <img>

    Allison

    ps my money is on Javro <img>

    <small>[ 04-18-2002, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Another Girl Another Planet ]</small>

    #69574

    Cloud9
    Participant

    Hey Ally [img]http://www.colute.net/cwm//contrib/ruinkai/rolleyea.gif[/img]

    Im almost positive that I saw a Death MAtch between Dave Grohl & Courtney Love on MTV here in Holland
    Also Billy Corgan was involved in that Match

    It was a cool 1 if I remembered correctly [img]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/alien/laugh.gif[/img]

    #69575

    AGAP
    Participant

    Hey Freak,

    Now that you mention it think I remember that as well. Courtney is really a zombie from hell, nobody can shut her down…we may need some help on this one <img>

    My new match for courtney is against Abdullah The Butcher, she would love him, he could hypnotize her and take her away to some place never to be heard from again…sounds like a plan <img>

    Allison

    Abdullah

    <small>[ 04-18-2002, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Another Girl Another Planet ]</small>

    #69576

    everyonelovesjaron
    Participant

    </font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font>Originally posted by Freak:
    <strong>Hey Ally [img]http://www.colute.net/cwm//contrib/ruinkai/rolleyea.gif[/img]

    Im almost positive that I saw a Death MAtch between Dave Grohl & Courtney Love on MTV here in Holland
    Also Billy Corgan was involved in that Match

    It was a cool 1 if I remembered correctly [img]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/alien/laugh.gif[/img]</strong></font><hr></blockquote><font>Corgan and Grohl vs. Love.

    Grohl wins but Billy’s head explodes.

    #69577

    malcom
    Participant

    Change of Plans: The Pixies (In a Wave of Mutilation) would kill off U2 and REM. It just seems more probable.

    Also-Would pay good money to see the prefight interview with MBV’s Kevin Sheilds

    Daisy-Kevin, what do you see as the outcome of this fight

    Kevin-Mumblemumblemumble

    Daisy-I’m sorry, what was that

    Kevin- MumblemumbleMUMBLEmumble

    Daisy- o-kay, do you guys have any special plans for this match?

    Kevin-Mumble Mumblemumble

    (other members walk in)

    Daisy-Belinda, Coln, do you guys have anything to add?

    Belinda-mumblemumble

    Coln-mumblemumble mumble

    I think you guys get the idea <img>

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