flying the (un)friendly skies

[rosa]

did a lot of traveling during the past couple weeks. four flights on Delta (never again), including three flights where we boarded and then sat on the runway for an hour and a half.

but look who’s on Delta radio this month! they even corrected his spelling definitely helped ease the pain caused by the fat drunk people next to me from Atlanta to Oakland:

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/lionsrose/raisins3.jpg[/img]

[Annastefka]

Rosa, I am so sorry you had some disagreeable flights. I love Delta, I have rarely had trouble with them. If you sat on the runway are you sure it was the fault of the airline? Southerners sometimes have trouble when it comes to drinking and flying.
Rosa, Please allow me to try and relieve your pain with a little humor.

I hope your overweight intoxicated fellow passenger was not a bad as R.E.M.er Peter Buck, who as you may recall staggered around a plane, got stuck between seats ,mistook a hostess trolley for a CD player and covered himself and a stewardess with yogurt after downing more than 15 glasses of wine on a flight to Britain. It’s not the yogurt that tickles my funny bone, it’s when I visulize Peter trying to figure out the "trolly" cd player that gets me smiling.

[King Tubby]

And then there was the businessman from CT about 8-10 years ago who got ridiculously drunk, flew into a rage after the stewardesses cut him off, took off his pants, clambered atop a serving cart and took a big dump on it. I’ll never forget that one.

[Annastefka]

[img]http://askthesky.com/rem/photos/pics/buck/buck13.jpg[/img] Captain Buck thank goodness didn’t feel the need to take control of the aircraft.

Gosh, Tubby I hadn’t heard about that guy, thats getting just too drunk.

[AGAP]

Gotta love the radio deal, shame about the drunks.

My worst was flying back from London, big old elvis impersonator singing badly thru the whole flight, they cut him off, he pulled out his own stash, worst voice ever. RCMP entered the plane in Toronto & took him off in a wheelchair…

I definitely could have used some Dino Jr during that flight, drunken slurred elvis tunes…

[Annastefka]

Where did my Photo of Buck go? Note that I am bad, I mean mad.

[AGAP]

maybe you need to check your link [img]http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fragend/confused-smiley-006.gif[/img]

[Randy Jane]

All of my flying as stated in "Randy Janes Adventures" were done by Delta, Southwestern, and something else…..either way, I didnt really have any problems out of Delta…other than the insanely small plane that flew us from Cinncinati to Knoxville. Actually, I didnt like flying with anyone but Delta while on the trip…everyone else had flat soda and stale nuts. hehe. I was pretty upset to find that when I claimed my luggage in Vegas I think, my guitar case was almost broken. It’s kool though, apparently they have little gnomes that fix things because when we got to Kentucky it was fine again.

Delta had thier radio as well on all of these flights, but no Dino. They had the Cure though, thought that was cool. Â Im really hoping that my cameras didnt get ruined. Anyone else had a problem with camera film getting ruined by going through…say…four x-ray machines? and yes….theyre all 800 speed.

Side note….while flying around the Vegas airport I spotted like 14 or 15 baseball fields…..JUST around the airport! Â What do you do with that many fields?

Anywho….R.J. has to find a ride to work now (car is still broken….tires). YAY!!!!! 12-6 at Wendy’s…..its a short day…wohooo! RJ.

[Randy Jane]

Oh dear lord…..someone move this to "flying the unfriendly skies". This site has apparently just woke up and didnt know what was going on. Why did it do this? Why??? *goes to work now*

[Annastefka]

Can a link go away on its own? Ummmm that was weird, it came back, I need to lay off the "Donkey Sauce"

just kiddin’ of course, have a baby crawling down my back, pulling on my hair and glasses and breasts, smelling like a little monkey, can’t think straight. I ‘m not mad, I’m bad, bad like Michael Jackson, oh my, no I am not that bad, I’m still thinkin’.

[rosa]

tell me once again, who’s bad?

[Annastefka]

"rosa " wrote:

tell me once again, who’s bad?

Would the correct answer be……………….Delta

I love stories that kind of end where they started.

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