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    urlivingalloverme
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    My girlfriend has affectionately named my penis Dinosaur Jr., and we’ve been calling sex positions/acts songs by them instead of their normal name.

    I.E. Little Fury Things = sucking on deez nuts.

    Any more ridiculously stupid/hilarious ideas?

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    Obseqio
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    Insert the little icon that walks in the door, eye pop and then walks right out…. X_X

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    empire3
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    I don’t want to go there………and this isn’t innuendo…….

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    CircleOBuzzards
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    The ‘Little Fury Things’ could also be called ‘Raisins’ if you’re unfortunate enough.

    #139155
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    CircleOBuzzards
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    What should be done is…whatever song is the name of the act, you have to sing a line from it as you finish…

    And no, that wouldn’t be weird at all. 😉

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    CircleOBuzzards
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    Sludgefeast = anything with the balloon knot.

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    tom
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    If she says start choppin, I’d run.

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    jeremiah
    jeremiah
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    NICE! 😀
    The Mounting Man if you will

    Tarpit is also all about the balloon knot action on a bad day

    No Bones requires assistance

    #139159
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    tonas
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    Well, after the kids are in bed and my wife sees The Post she knows This Is All I Came to Do. 😉

    #139160
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    tom
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    Lol

    I’m not sure how it went this far without blowing it being mentioned.

    #139161
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    empire3
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    Feel the pain

    #139162
    Javro
    Javro
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    Don’t.

    Severed Lips.

    and albums

    Without a Sound
    You’re Loving all Over me.

    can’t believe this is my first post in about 2 years.

    #139163
    Javro
    Javro
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    how could I omit Bulbs of Passion?

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    jeremiah
    jeremiah
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    Welcome back @Javro 🙂 I guess we know what could bring you back.

    more albums
    Where You Been – Consider this before you make your next move

    #139165
    Javro
    Javro
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    hmm

    I’ll either go with I Got Lost, or Been There All the Time in response to your question.

    older, fatter, balder with more kids. kinda like Murph. assuming he has kids.

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