Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

[AGAP]

Hey,

Just found this site today, could be one of the silliest but coolest I have seen in awhile [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]

Apparently one of my greatest fears is actually reality based…go figure. This site provides info on shielding your brain using aluminum foil hats, cheap protection from the electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers out there [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] It provides instructions on constructing your protective device as well as tips for augmenting the beanie. One of the tips is gluing some Canadian coins to the cap, high nickel content is apparently a powerful deflector….too cool, and what a fashion statement!!!
http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

Allison

ps check out the links page as well, some pretty outrageously silly sites [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[everyonelovesjaron]

And you know all the information therein is serious because it was named the "Aluminated Site of The Week." [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Mattman]

Great find Allison!!! Now I know how to help my friends resist the mind intrusions (Which are particularally strong here in Florida, due to out proximity to the Bermuda Triangle… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] )

Of coarse, I do not require such augmentation, because of my intense psionic training (the same thing that will let me sense zombies, as discussed in another post.) I am able to create a powerful psychic energy shield which protects me from both scans and control… Right now I can only block the intrusions, thus apearing blank to scans (which can attract attention itself.) Soon, however, I’ll develop the the ability to project a false memory profile in order to make myself look harmless… Perhaps I’ll go around projecting an ELJ profile… [img]images/smiles/converted/evil.gif[/img]

By the way, Allison… What is your country planning to do with the giant robots..? [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[SG]

I heard Man Or Astroman talking about that everyone should cover their roofs with aluminium foil.Maybe they know about this!The beanie idea sounds good,canadian coins are useless anyway,I heard last night they`re going to bring back paper dollar and 2 dollar bills in Canada again because people are sick of carrying around a ton a change.

[everyonelovesjaron]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mattman:
<STRONG>Soon, however, I’ll develop the the ability to project a false memory profile in order to make myself look harmless… Perhaps I’ll go around projecting an ELJ profile… [img]images/smiles/converted/evil.gif[/img]
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Oh… I’m hurt. [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]

[Mattman]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ELJ:
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Oh… I’m hurt. [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

heh heh… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

*focusing…focusing…having…strange…desire…to…listen…to…Smashing…Pumpkins…* [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[img]images/smiles/converted/killtard.gif[/img]

[everyonelovesjaron]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mattman:
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heh heh… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

*focusing…focusing…having…strange…desire…to…listen…to…Smashing…Pumpkins…* [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[img]images/smiles/converted/killtard.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Alright buddy… it’s one thing to mess with me, but when you start messing with the Smashing Pumpkins, that’s when I start to kick some major–

*remembers who he’s talking to*

Yes, you have a nice day, too, Mattman.

[Mattman]

Yes… You have a nice day too… [img]images/smiles/converted/evil.gif[/img]

Oh, and I do like SP, maybe not as much as you… But I do like them. [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[everyonelovesjaron]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mattman:
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Oh, and I do like SP, maybe not as much as you… But I do like them. [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Glad to hear it, glad to hear it.

[Mattman]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ELJ:
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Glad to hear it, glad to hear it.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Alright… Just don’t get too excited… [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]

[AGAP]

Hey Mattman,

Glad you liked the site, was shocked and horrified to see them discussing the Giant Robotics along with the Dimagnetism research…somebody broke thru security somewhere…not good. [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] I can’t get into the details as research still in progress but my love for tin wind up robots is not only because they look so cool. The above projects are linked to my cloning and zombie hypnosis experiments…very cool weapons of choice if you know what I mean [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img] While the world may think Canada has fallen behind in medical/paraterrestrial research…not the case. Something to be said about providing a false sense of security to those nasty aliens…those Robots may seem like silly tourist attractions but come time for action…LOOK OUT. Once we work out the kinks will fill you in on some of the details…probably could share some tips to aid with your secret experiments [img]images/smiles/converted/newangel.gif[/img]

Glad you will use the technology of AFDB for good not evil, don’t forget the beanie may also repel sharks thru the interaction of aluminum and salt water…might come in handy in your neighborhood. I know you won’t need it because of your special powers but hey sure your pals could use the protection.

I have made a few different beanies to match my mood and outfit…working on one for my cat….gotta protect the pets as well [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]

ELJ…sorry still feel the same way about the pumpkins… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] Guess I am immune to that particular magnetic something or other.

Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]

[AGAP]

Hey ELJ,

Thanks for the warning, you guys will have to wait a long time for me to take off the beanie now…not going to happen [img]images/smiles/converted/newangel.gif[/img]

Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]

[everyonelovesjaron]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Another Girl Another Planet:
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ELJ…sorry still feel the same way about the pumpkins… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] Guess I am immune to that particular magnetic something or other.
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That’s OK, AGAP… Billy and I will just wait until your aluminum foil beanie is off, and then we’ll change your perspective in every way.

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