A Premonition? ‘Nother Story from Watt

[johnbonhamisgod]

I was the one who actually found those particular piss bottles. I was rooting around the floor of the van looking for my bottle of water. When I thought I had my hand on it I pulled it up and was horrified to see that it was, as Watt says, "kidney filtered water." I dropped it in disgust only to come up with another as I again tried to find my bottle of non-"kidney filtered" water. At this point I looked at J and he had alook of horror on his face. You see, J and myself have no qualms about pulling over to take a whiz. The irony is that while the rest of us are in the gas station or whatever, pissing in the toilet, Watt stays in the van and makes use of those nasty bottles. Needless to say, we try to get Watt to vacate the bottles as often as possible (in the morning I try to get to the van before anyone else to trash any potential piss bottles) but Watt seems to always have one somewhere. I guess being in the company of greatness comes with a price tag. One thing for sure, touring with Mr. Watt is seldom a bore!

[toontje]

hmmm, a Spa bottle. Could it be bought in Belgium?

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[Jebus]

What’s an amma doll??

[jeremiah]

I am assuming that the Amma doll is a doll of Amma the Indian Saint.
Check this thread –
http://www.freakscene.net/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000006

George – That is too freakin funny. He does this when you are at a place you can use the restroom!??! [img]images/smiles/converted/lol.gif[/img]

[AGAP]

Thanks for filling in the blanks with that story JohnBonhamisGod….too cool [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] Honestly cannot imagine the HORROR of pulling out one of those bottles of "kidney filtered water" [img]images/smiles/converted/dizzy.gif[/img] Not many tour stories can rival that one, definitely right when you said Watt is never boring… [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]

Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]

ps the drummer from Swervedriver is writing a book, they have a couple of chapters up here
the customs bit is pretty funny [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img] http://www.swervedriver.com/
just scroll down on the right for Jez’s book

[johnbonhamisgod]

yes jeremiah, i’m afraid it’s true. it’s as if watt prefers these piss bottles. another curiosity: we’lll be driving somewhere, and if watt has to take a dump he’ll say "we need to get some gas." the driver may respond, "no, we have over a half tank." then watt says, "we need to get some gas", at which point the driver might reply, "no, we have plenty of gas. i was going to stop in (fill in the blank), do you need to use the bathroom?" then watt will reply, "we need to get some gas, NOW!"

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