A Premonition? ‘Nother Story from Watt

[jeremiah]

Thanks again to Matt Honan!

from Watt

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hey,

one more thing about that wreck sunday in sweden: going through the pictures that were taken before we did our 70 mph skid on our side along the freeway, I found this one shot of me at the last stop for gas we made before the crash. tour boss david had found the two bottles I had been using to piss in under the bench he was sitting on and j asked me to get rid of them, saying if "we rolled the van," the marshall amp we were carrying inside the passenger compartment w/us (next to me) would get showered if the bottles ruptured. the euros are big on recycling so there was a dumper for paper and one for plastic at the station. I couldn’t decide which bin deserved such a donate but then saw a container for very toxic waste like car batteries and judged this one appropriate and disposed of them there. sure enough, the amp was saved from such an anointing.

did j have a premonition of what was to be and did the right thing? it was so stuffy in the van for me, w/no opening windows by me and that is why I’m shirtless, sockless and shoeless.

I had to climb back into the wreck after the crash and fish out my levi jacket and chuck taylors. for a while it was just one shoe ’til another mission inside had me find the other one under much glass and the amma doll. I pulled a piece of glass out of my foot, got the other shoe on, put the amma doll in my clothes bag and climbed out of the van one last time before getting into the ambulance.

one lucky fucking watt.

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"Piss Bottle Man" [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]</center>

[Mattman]

YUCK! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

(Look’s like Watt needs to drink more water…) [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

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[nick]

Thanks for the info jeremiah, I think. You could have left out the picture. Humurous none-the-less.

WATT: I AM MOUNTAIN MAN!

[sappy]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

i so didnt wanna see that..im eating my dinner for gods sake..

j is pretty amazing anyway, so i wouldnt b surprised if he could predict events..u should ask him if there’s gonna b a war or sum shit..

[jeremiah]

I thought the pic was a classic [img]images/smiles/converted/smile.gif[/img]
would have fit nicely as the Piss Bottle Man single cover [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]

Watt is the real deal. You get no bullshit fluff from the man thats for sure.

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[K7 Rides Again]

totally agree with Jeremiah…
ooohhh ooohhh ooohhh pissbottleman(guitar riff)
ooohhh ooohhh ooohhh pissbottleman (guitar riff)
pissbottleman pissbottleman
what a great song!

[AGAP]

Hey,

OH MY GOD, he is a real Piss Bottle Man….YIKES. Agree he probably should drink more water. Hilarious story, J worried about his amp…god I love that story [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]

Don’t think I will ever drink Volvic water again [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

[AGAP]

Looks like about 750cc to me….god!!! Definitely a Wattage moment. Just wondering how long you can hide something like that. I may be examing my travel partners a bit closer in the near future…what a find for the customs officers [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]

Allison

[trensidoh]

READ those diaries. they TEACH you. no matter what they teach you, they just TEACH you. Watt, yr crazy, that´s why I love you so much! keep the spiel [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[jeremiah]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by trensidoh:
<STRONG>READ those diaries. they TEACH you. no matter what they teach you, they just TEACH you. </STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No Doubt! [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[eggwater]

he is the geezer!!

long may that man live.

[mcg21star]

what a great pic! I’ve found my new wallpaper for the PC at work.

[johnbonhamisgod]

You all are laughing, but this is my life! That is one baptism that I am glad never took place. As for the customs thing, they did search the van ( and some other less savoury places) on our way into Sweden from Denmark. Yes, Watt said the piss bottles were there. I guess that was the price they paid for the strip show. In addition, I do not condone the use of piss bottles. However, to each, his own.

-george-

[AGAP]

Once I picked myself up off the floor after seeing that pic I started to try and imagine the whole scenario. Not the Watt bit..that is pretty much understood, but the finding of the bottles, the discussion leading up to J talking to Watt about losing the bottles…god!!! Too funny, but your right its not my reality…YIKES [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

Never had that particular customs experience, that had to be a horrible process. Guess its a good thing they didn’t think to do some substance testing on that liquid…would not have been good. Have to admit though, when I see someone drinking a bottle of Volvic water I smile, sometimes ask if they are enjoying the "beverage" [img]images/smiles/converted/newangel.gif[/img]

Allison…who will definitely be keeping a much closer eye on her travel companions in the future… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]

[maxini]

lol, J could’ve turned a Sameday line into
"Amps got pissed, but it’s Watt who gave me this"
Well, better be grateful for that preminition though [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hmm, Volvic water, hailed by a Volvo (not mine!), this is gettin creapy alrite.

Also, I’m curious to know what that amma doll looks like, does any1 know if there’s a pic of it around?

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