I can’t say that I’m impressed with your ability, as I was not present to witness (it’s a fine line getting the perfect trajectory, texture, sound effects etc). No – balls, vomit has never impressed, but if you’re gonna sit on a moral highground, you at least need to know what’s going down on the amoral lowground, and now you do.
Just to clarify, I am not saying that you currently do sit on the moral highground – just in case you do climb those righteous stairs. There’s nothing that makes me angrier than people passing judgement without first hand experience of what they are judging. Now, you will be able to say with conscience clear "Look at that poor deluded fool, lying on a strangers bathroom, vomiting in his own hair" for you truly understand what it is to be he.
Yer "Time has told me" lyric impressed though, you rare, rare find….