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Go Malc! Bout time you kicked loose kid. All sounds like a blast cept for the drink driving nonsense. Still, one more chapter in life that you now have experience of, so it’s all good. And ending up on a strangers bathroom floor – genius for your first time, pure genius. The stuff that can’t be taught.

My tip – don’t fill a pint glass with vodka, gin, curacao, martini, bitters, grand marnier, baileys, absinthe and champagne and neck it. Vision goes funny, you think you are a comic genius when all you are doing is grunting with your pants round your ankles, ladies do not find you attractive, and chances are you may be sick.