Malamute? Isn’t that that meat jelly stuff you Brit’s are always eating?
RBB summed up Denny’s pretty well. Although he forgot to mention that very few people go out to dinner at Denny’s. The only people I ever see there are very old people and teens wasting time (Denny’s are universally 24-hour resteraunts, so teens tend to waste a lot of time there)
The magazine came from the Onion. Just seemed so American.