dear evil malkie,
i reckon ya already figured it out,huh?
so simply let your friend know YOU are not not not interested in his girl EVER (you respect him and her too much for that bullshit) and let him deal with his social dysfunction knowing he does not have to worry about you ACTIVELY stealin’ his girl. i know it is SUCH a burden for you being brilliant and intriguing (your phrase was sex symbol) and highly functioning and all but it is your burden darling, cuz you is so damn smart and charming. deal with it. oh and listen to some violent femmes it should cool ya down.