Thats more like it.
This guys walking down the street one day when he sees a two herses followed by a man with a dog, being followed by a line of other men. Curious, he walks up to the dog walker and asks "whats going on here, two herses and you following and all?" The dog owner replies, "The first herse has my wife, the second has my mother in law, and this is the dog that killed them." The man asks "Can I borrow that dog?" The owner says, "you’ll have to wait in line just like everybody else."
It seemed better when my dad told it.