*drunkenly staggers to door*

Officer Mitchell… I thought you said you didn’t want to come by here again tonite! <Aside> … Hey, Officer Mitchell, I’m glad you came by, I’d like to report a crime. Someone puked in the fishtank, smells very much bad in here. … Hey, Officer Mitchell, if I lay down on the ground, can you draw my picture with that little chalk outline thing?

[Jeff Foxworthy roxors]