This guy in my speech class gave a 9 min or so persuasive speech on how mullets are becoming an endangered species. He went over the top, but it was still a riot. He gave several examples:
Business in the front, pleasure in the rear: a version in which the person has a part on the side, feathered, short on the sides and down to the middle of the back.
The Skullet Mullet: nothing on the top, long on the sides and back (my personal fave [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] )
and lastly the Gold Tooth Femullet: picture of a black lady with a gold tooth hair short in front and in the sides and long in back.
[ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Half-Man ]</p>