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I know this is overkill, but I just got this emailed to me.

Observations on Sex…

"What do I know about sex? I’m a married man."
Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither." Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damned good."
Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t
have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand."
Unknown

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which
makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
Bill Kelly

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen

"It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
Matt Barry

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast."
Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
Henry Miller

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean
that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision."
Lynn Lavner

"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
P. J. ORourke

And on the Stones:
"The Rolling Stones announced yet another world tour today. Fans will be able to recognize the bands tour bus as it will be the one going 45 in the left lane with a blinker on."-Saturday Night Live