</font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font>Jasper, that little clip you posted is wicked cute. Is it for real, J doling out advice to young girls?</font><hr></blockquote><font>I assume it’s for real. Someone copied it from Sassy and posted it to the Freakscene mailing list in 1995. Question remains who thought of the idea to ask J for this…

I do think he gives good advice, though, so I think he should start a website where he gives people advice on their love life. It would be called "What Else Is New", and J would post there once a week with answers to the e-mails from brokenhearted people he received that week. This would also give him inspiration to write new songs. <img>

I mean, wouldn’t it be great to be able to read things like this every week:

Q. Do boys like big butts?
– Kim France

A. I am baffled by this question. Butts are so awesome that obviously, the bigger, the better. Any guy who’s not a weirdo will take as much butt as he can get. I don’t know if you are worried yours is too big or too small, but it can’t be too big. Whatever it is, get into it.