Brand New (thanks for the correction DeepSliush 
)- Jude Law and a Semester Abroad
"Whatever poison’s in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff.
But it’s the genie at the bottom who I’m sucking at. He owes me one last wish.
So here’s a present to let you know I still exist.
I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips."…
…"And even if her plane crashes tonight she’ll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea.
"Jess, I still taste you, thus reserve my right to hate you."…