Re: Lines that just KILL

[maxini]

I’m in a Neil Young mood, so here:

well I was chopping down a palm tree when a friend dropped by to ask
if I would feel less lonely if he helped me swing the axe
I said "no it’s not a case of being lonely we have here, I’ve been working on this palm tree for eighty seven years"
He said "go get lost" and walked towards his cadillac
I chopped down the palm tree and it landed on his back
(from The last trip to Tulsa)

I saw you in Mercedes-Benz
practising self-defense
(from Stupid girl)

Hmm, think I’ll put that last one in my signature while waiting to come up with something even cooler