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K7 Rides Again

A guy and his monkey walk into a bar. the guy orders a martini. as the bartender sets the drink on the table, the monkey jumps up, grabs the olive and swallows it in one gulp. The monkey then runs to the end of the bar, grabs a bag of peanuts and swallows the whole thing. The monkey then jumps from the bar to the pool table, picks up a Q-ball and sure enough, swallows it whole. The man promptly pays for the drink and exits with the monkey, leaving the bartender just scratching his head in disbelief. A week later the man returns with his monkey and orders another martini. The bartender no sooner sets the drink down and the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs the olive, proceeds to shove it up his ass, pulls the olive out, and eats it. The bartender is absolutley shocked. He leans over the bar and says "Sir, what in the hell is wrong with your monkey!" The man replies "Well…ever since he swallowed that Q-ball he has to size everything before he eats it!" [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]