-How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, the roadie does it for them.
-How do you know a drummer’s at your door?
-The knocking speeds up.
On the topic of funny, I saw the cover of People magazine in the store today. There’s a picture of Michael Jordan and his soon-to-be ex-wife, and the caption says "Slam-Dumped!" I thought it was pretty good.