-How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Five… One to change it, and four to stand back and say "I could do it better." [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
-What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer! [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
-What do you call a guitarist that just broke up with his girlfriend?