The Dude

first, yes, you are gay…really, really gay.

second, cheap-fuck douchebags from chicago who don’t possess the decency to support j and purchase a $15 ticket, suck…hard.

third, in case you haven’t noticed, there’s a bit of a population discrepancy between chicago and madison, hence the smaller turn-out.

fourth, you can take larry, moe, shemp, and curly and stick them up your stupid ass.

fifth, it’s obvious that your possession of red hair, directly relates to your status as a flaming homo.

sixth, i couldn’t be happier about the selfish man-love that you and bob have for one another.

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!