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everyonelovesjaron
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mattman:
<STRONG>Oh, and don’t think I don’t have the power to ban you… I have full admin powers. [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I assumed you could. I just don’t think you would [unless I start posting porn or something]. Deep down, you love me Mattman. Not in that gay way that two men sometimes love, but in that friendly way like, ‘hey buddy.’

That sort of brotherly love (philia to you latin majors) is impossible with the great sea monkey, for he is incapable of showing any emotion. It’s true, you see when he was born he had no emotion gland. What’s an emotion gland, you say, well, obviously, dipshits, it’s a gland that controls emotions.

And so Jeremiah went on to claim he’s a real boy or something and then 2000 years later or something and a robot prostitute and another guy go to someplace and do something.

And that’s Stanley Kubricks true vision, children: the tale of how Jeremiah invented the emoticon, or something.

[img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] <– at myself