Instant Record store employee/music critic/’zine editor.
-find your rattiest shirt and pair of jeans, the ones you wear for mowing the lawn or changing the oil in your car. The shird should ideally be a bit small and have a cracked iron on image on it. Wear them with a cracked leather belt, a pair of socks out of the hamper and a pair of adidas sneakers. or you could wear a pair of "talking" chucks.
-don’t wash or comb your hair for at least a week.
-Talk about bands nobody’s heard of. If anybody else ventures a name say you "liked their early stuff" If the band is on a major label (like dischord or merge), laugh in their face. If the band has released more than two records, or is from america, laugh in their face. Think like Salamiguy and you’ll be close.