A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:30 Pm. As the man woke up in a panic he threw on his clothes, and told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them hard through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. " Ummm, Darling, I can’t lie to you, I ended up having sex with my secretary and we fell asleep and didn’t wake up until 8:30." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "Yeah, right, You lying bastard! You’ve been out playing golf again!"
Juan told me this joke in bed last night, I Love it!!!