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A small town has three churches, a Presbyterian Church, a Methodist Church, and a Baptist Church. All three are being overrun by squirrels.

The Prebyterian Church has a meeting, their minister says "These squirrels are sent by god, it must be his will." So they do nothing about the problem.

The Methodist Church has a meeting. They decide it would be a sin to harm the squirrels, so they live trap them and release the vermin well outside of town.

The Baptist Chuch decides to convert and baptise the animals. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.