A man was riding in his car when a patrolman pulled him over and said, "You’ve just won $5,000 for wearing your seatbelt in a safety competition. What are you going to do with the money?"
And the guy said, "Well, I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my drivers’ license."
Then his wife, who was sitting beside him said, "Don’t listen to him. He’s always cocky when he’s drunk."
Suddenly a guy popped up from the backseat and said, " I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car."
Soon came a knock from the trunk, and a voice said in Spanish, " Are we over the border yet?"
A woman had twins and decided to give them up for adoption. One was adopted by a Mexican family and named Juan. The other was adopted by an Arabian family and named Jamaal. Several years later the woman and her husband decide to try and find the twins. They are able to locate Juan, and spend a great weekend catching up. After returning home the husband asks his wife if she is ready to find Jamaal. She replies, "No, if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Jamaal."
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