Re: Freakscene Singles Report Here!

[everyonelovesjaron]

Dear Mattman,

Our supercomputers have found no suitable match – so far. Wait until more entrees are entered, and I’m sure we’ll find you something.

Note: we found that if your gender is changed to female by mistake, yet all other information kept the same, odds are you should own upwards of 35 cats.

Take that for what you may.