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Well, I usually make it my policy not to feed Jaron’s mad schemes, but I’m feeling saucy today… [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]

1) First Name: This question is redundant. My name’s obviously Mattman.
2) Gender: Male, possibly cloned.
c) Height: 5′ 8"
4) Weight: 165
6) Divorced/Single/Willing to cheat on spouse: Single
7) Do you like X-Files: It’s alright. Wrong about a lot of stuff though.
8) Which is sexier; Mascis or Al Gore: Let’s just say that I admire J for his talent. No love for Gore or his pointy eyebrows. [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
8a) If Gore, is it because he’s known for being stiff: He’s an android, an older model at that.
8b)If yes and gender male, then what sexuality are you: Rethink the wording of this question…
9) If gay, please stop filling this out. Me thinks you’ve been hangin’ around Antipop way too much.
10) Favorite alphanumerical character: ALT + F4, go ahead, try it… [img]images/smiles/converted/evil.gif[/img]
11) Mouse pad or trackball color: Don’t use a mouse pad.
12) Are you smart: I believe the word ‘brainiac’ has been associated w/ me.
13) Favorite smilie: [img]images/smiles/converted/robot.gif[/img]
14) What are your thoughts on War and Peace: Its a book…
15) Favorite J. Song: All of ’em
16) What musical featured the song I started with: I’d tell you, but I’d be accused of cheating off deepsludge’s test.
17) Shoe size: The appropriate size to fit on my foot. [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
18) What do you smell like: Me.
19) What does your ideal partner smell like: Her.
20) What do you SPELL like: I spel gud.
21) Favorite tie color: Well, the blue ones from the first Starwars were alright, but I think I like the grey ones in Return of the Jedi better.
22) Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon: Athlon’s are superior.
23) Describe your hair: Gravity defiant.
24) Favorite Pokemon: Well, Bulbasaur meat tastes the best, but it’s a bit tough.
25) Use this section to mock the matchmaker: I’ve done that enough in other threads already. This time, you get a break… [img]images/smiles/converted/cool.gif[/img]

Well, enough of this waste of time. I’ve got a wall that needs staring at… [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]