Sarsaparilly, my dear, my services are at your command.
Or should that be "mi suhrvissis ahr att yore komahnd???"
Also, your quotey thingy is indeed by "the bard"
Where the bee sucks, there suck I
In a cowslip’s bell I lie
There I couch when owls do cry.
On the bat’s back I do fly
After summer merrily.
Merrily, merrily shall I live now
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.