You all are laughing, but this is my life! That is one baptism that I am glad never took place. As for the customs thing, they did search the van ( and some other less savoury places) on our way into Sweden from Denmark. Yes, Watt said the piss bottles were there. I guess that was the price they paid for the strip show. In addition, I do not condone the use of piss bottles. However, to each, his own.